Hmmm… I wonder how many of you clicked on here just because you were warned there was adult content within this particular entry!!! Good for you! We are going to get a little bit naughty, but it’s for a very good reason!
Let’s talk about our husbands for a minute here. For the most part, our husbands are hardworking, loyal and devoted men, and yet they are constantly bashed by their wives. Husbands are so easy to figure out. They are simple and ask for very little and yet are willing to give so much.
If you do just two things for your man, he will walk through hell to give you a glass of ice water! What are those two things? Well, buckle your seatbelts ladies, it’s going to be a bumpy night…..Here goes:
If he’s hungry; FEED HIM!
If he’s Hungry, DO HIM!
Did I do some investigative studies? Did I conduct polls of millions of happily married women and men? No! I didn’t have to. Men are very upfront with what they want!
Oh, I already hear you all, “Men are pigs! All they want is sex!”
Yup, pretty much!
But does that make them pigs? No! It’s so simply explained. Here me out….
Am I saying men have NO feelings? No, men feel very deeply!
Am I saying men are incapable of being romantic? No! Some of the most romantic songs, poems and plays have been written by men!
Am I saying that sex is the only thing he wants from you? No! In fact, sex is a very deep connection to you.
A man can use sex to express his love of you, his fear of losing you, a way to count his blessings, solace to sadness, affirmation of life and his worth while….but to us, it just comes across as SEX!, JUST SEX!
We say men don’t talk to us. Sex is his way of taling and communicating with you! Listen to him! He could be saying,” I need you to think I am a good provider, I need you to think I am sexy, I need to know you love me too, I need to connect with you because you love me and everyone at work are a bunch of assholes!”
Now, I know ladies, we are mommied all damn day. We have to solve problems, put out fires, settle worries and manage families on a shoe string budget and with not enough hours in the day! I hear you sister…. but….when I stopped to think about why I was so tired, I realized that I was so busy doing things for other people all day, even for people who I didn’t like or who would return the favor! Why was I putting my self in a position like that with all those people and yet here’s a guy walking through the front door who would put his life down for me and our children and yet I would reject his advances every night until he just gave up? C’mon ladies, HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR HUBBY! He’s waiting and willing and ready for you! Yes, I am saying it, HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MAN! Quit making it such a big damn deal, WHAT’S TEN MINUTES OUT OF YOUR DAY?! Eight if you say the right thing! My personal best is six minutes! He had fun, and I had fun! We were relaxed, happy and back to watching Letterman in time to catch the top ten list!
Seriously, give a try. Challenge yourselves…have sex, four nights in a row. See if you don’t have a happier man…and I noticed my hubby did more things to show me how much he appreciated me and all I do….
Give a try and let’s start commenting on it….let’s see if my theory works for you. You have nothing to lose! And so much to gain.
Happy discoveries!
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Good stuff here. I like your “tired and worn out from pleasing people all day….even people who could care less about you”. Seems marriage slides that way too often.
Keep telling us this stuff. When you make us laugh, it’s easier to take!