Yes! I said it! NIPPLE RINGS!!!! Why? What are the reasons for nipple rings? A place to hang my car keys? God knows, I keep losing those keys and that would be a sure fire way to keep track of them!
Young women and even teenage girls are getting nipple rings and this depresses me. This age group has beautiful breasts! Those boobies are happy and if you look closely you can actually see those breasts smiling back at you. Now those women are piercing their nipples? Why on earth are you putting added weight on those breasts? Trust me, after a few breastfeeding babies, your boobs could be half way down your body! Don’t start the sagging process on purpose!
Then these gals will attach a chain going from one breast to another. Why on earth are they doing that? I have seen how some guys will chain a wallet to his belt to keep pickpockets away. I help my daughter chain her bike to a gate at school so no one will steal it. Is there someone out there stealing breasts?? Who knew??? Or are they chaining them together because the breasts are leaving on their own? Are they sliding off the body and escaping into the free world?
Now I’ll tell you who SHOULD be piercing their nipples and then chaining them together…women my age!!! We should pierce our nipples, attach the chain through both nipples and hike them up so they are perky again! Think of the options ladies! We can wear them high, low or even extra taut for that special occasion. We can wear the chain like a halter top, strung around the back of our neck and pulling the girls up to say “Hi”! For those daring gals, how about a choke chain with a little bling? The possibilities are endless!